User:Shen081 - Stage One Wiki

Contents 1 Shen 081 1.1 Student details 1.1.1 My Degree 1.1.2 Studentships 1.1.3 My Peers 1.2 Other Stuff 1.2.1 Jokes I find mildly amusing 1.2.2 Apparently, I now have a blog 1.3 Citations: 1.4 Comment

Shen 081

Student details

I am a student. According to various checks, I am female. (this has not been confirmed by a DNA test so as yet is still hearsay)

My Degree

I am in my third (last) year of a BSc in BioMedical Science. I specialise in Cancer and Reproductive Biology with an emphasis on Genetics.

Studentships

In 2009/2010 Summer Period I did a summer scholarship with the Cardiac Research Team in the Physiology Department of the Faculty of Medical and Health Sciences. I created a 3D image of the myocardial sleeve of the left atria which extends over the pulmonary vein. This is where most atrial arrhythmias start. Atrial arrhythmias are the main cause of strokes (they create blood clots which travel to the brain and become lodged there). It was a very rewarding experience.

This year I have accepted a summer scholarship in the Obstetrics and Gynaecology Department of the Faculty of Medical and Health Sciences. This is my project: [1]. This is more within my research interests and I am very excited to be taking it.

My Peers

Chris is also in many of my classes. This is his (not-so-good) wiki page: User:Cwal132 (internal link)

Other Stuff

Jokes I find mildly amusing

1. Thrombin Receptor Agonist Peptide: It's a TRAP!!
2. Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
3. Knock Knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!
4. Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the bacteria go "But we're staph!!!"
5. How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw in the lightbulb, 4 to pull the chair out from under him.
6. A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the neutrino says "It's ok, I'm just passing through."
7. René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him: "Would you like something to drink? René Descartes responds "I think not." ...and then he vanishes.
8. Knock Knock. Who's there? Schrodinger's cat... or is it?
9. A parasite walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here," the parasite says "Well, you're a bad host."
10. If you were DNA, I'd be Helicase and unzip your genes...
11. I've got my ion you.
12. Would there be any resistance if I tried to take you ohm?
13. If you are not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
14. A proton walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender asks "Are you sure?" The proton responds "Yes, I'm positive!"
15. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender gives it to him and the neutron asks "How much do I owe you?" The bartender responds "For you, no charge."

Apparently, I now have a blog

This is my blog: [2]. I wouldn't expect to see it updated regularly if I were you.

Citations:

[[[3]]]

Comment

Thomas: Sarah, you have waaaaaay too much free time!

This page was last modified 01:55, 3 August 2010.

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