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=Welcome Back==
=SCP-Jmoo320=
You'll understand soon, [[Jmoo320|trust me]].


=J.M. Turnwald=
'''Item #:''' SCP-Jmoo320
Now this is a story all about how


my life got flipped turned upside down
'''Object Class:''' Euclid


now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
=Special Containment Procedures=


I'll tell you how I became the student of a course 111G
SCP-Jmoo320 is to attend CompSci 111 three times a week from the hours of 9-10 am on the following days:
*Wednesday
*Thursday
*Friday


So '''BOLD''' and so ''foolish''.
In addition, SCP-Jmoo must attend the Wednesday lab session from 10-1 pm. As part of this procedure, SCP-Jmoo320 must complete an assignment and coversheet.


==Hey You==
If any problem arise regarding SCP-Jmoo320, then course administrator [[Ann Cameron| Ann C██████]] should be contacted immediately.
So you're finally awake?


There is no time to be lost!
=Description=


===DID YOU KNOW?===
SCP-Jmoo320 is a ██ year old human male born in A███████, New Zealand on ██/██/19██. It stands at ███ centimetres tall and weighs ██ kilograms. Currently, SCP-Jmoo320 is enrolled in a Bachelor of Arts degree at [REDACTED], majoring in E██████ and [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-Jmoo320 currently lives at █ █████ ███████, B██████, Auckland.
The Course admin is [[Ann Cameron]]


Crazy right?
SCP-Jmoo320's anomalous properties often occur when the subject is bored, but also result when the subject is especially stimulated. SCP-Jmoo320 may attempt to create █████ in the form of aural or visual media. These ████ materials are steeped in dangerous amounts of █████ and pose a significant cognitohazard effect. Exposure by D-class subjects has resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED]. All attempts to prevent Jmoo-320 from creating these materials have resulted in failure, and some in vicious [DATA EXPUNGED] as well as [DATA EXPUNGED].


=List of things I hate=
==Addendum 320-068==
*Heresy
=List of things I like=
(List pending)


=HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH=
Following the events of '''Incident 320b''', all tests regarding SCP-Jmoo320 and/or the subject's created materials have been halted by order of █████. Security Level 4 is required to request access to the subject from now on.
In the Age of Millenials there was born a child, and this child would grow to follow a dark prophecy: the prophecy of the memelord. You see, this child was born with an unprecedented amount of irony within his bloodstream: Indeed, no mortal had ever been recorded with this amount of irony before. The prophecy dictated that this memelord would destroy the normies and get them off my Stage One Wiki '''''REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'''''
==But first, a question==
What is love? Where did it come from?


Where did it ''go''?
''- Doctor G█████, ██/██/██18.''
 
[[Jmoo320|Do you ever feel like you're going in circles?]]

Latest revision as of 22:58, 19 March 2019

SCP-Jmoo320

Item #: SCP-Jmoo320

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-Jmoo320 is to attend CompSci 111 three times a week from the hours of 9-10 am on the following days:

  • Wednesday
  • Thursday
  • Friday

In addition, SCP-Jmoo must attend the Wednesday lab session from 10-1 pm. As part of this procedure, SCP-Jmoo320 must complete an assignment and coversheet.

If any problem arise regarding SCP-Jmoo320, then course administrator Ann C██████ should be contacted immediately.

Description

SCP-Jmoo320 is a ██ year old human male born in A███████, New Zealand on ██/██/19██. It stands at ███ centimetres tall and weighs ██ kilograms. Currently, SCP-Jmoo320 is enrolled in a Bachelor of Arts degree at [REDACTED], majoring in E██████ and [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-Jmoo320 currently lives at █ █████ ███████, B██████, Auckland.

SCP-Jmoo320's anomalous properties often occur when the subject is bored, but also result when the subject is especially stimulated. SCP-Jmoo320 may attempt to create █████ in the form of aural or visual media. These ████ materials are steeped in dangerous amounts of █████ and pose a significant cognitohazard effect. Exposure by D-class subjects has resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED]. All attempts to prevent Jmoo-320 from creating these materials have resulted in failure, and some in vicious [DATA EXPUNGED] as well as [DATA EXPUNGED].

Addendum 320-068

Following the events of Incident 320b, all tests regarding SCP-Jmoo320 and/or the subject's created materials have been halted by order of █████. Security Level 4 is required to request access to the subject from now on.

- Doctor G█████, ██/██/██18.