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PARTICLE ACCELERATION
MY RECENT FINDINGS
I recently returned from the CERN research facility in Geneva, where I discovered the Higgs Bosson with the help of my very own particle accelerator. The acceleration of the photons over and beyond the speed of light has helped in mimicking a black hole. Here are the following things you need for successful particle acceleration.
- A Particle accelerator
- One city the size of Switzerland
- 3500 Physicists
- 20 molecules of uranium
- 2tbs of Sulfuric Metahydrobromic acid
- 2 vespa Scooters
- 1 White elephant with 6 toes on left foot
- 100 gallons of coffee (white)