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Jason "The Stath" Statham

My name is Jason Statham. And I am against movie piracy.

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Early Life

I killed my mother at the age of five. The craft of the beat down was slowly being perfected in Asia by such figures as Bruce Lee and Jackie "The Chan" Chan. For me, simple martial arts were not enough.

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Advances In The Craft

After I killed my father I began experimenting with poles, shirts and axes. This led to nothing.

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Favorite Beat Downs

  1. Thug from Transporter.
  2. Mum.
  3. Dad.
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Links

https://wiki.cs.auckland.ac.nz/stageonewiki/index.php/Main_page

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This page was last modified 23:16, 15 March 2009.

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