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=Shen 081= | =Shen 081= | ||
==Student details== | ==Student details== | ||
I am a student. | |||
According to various checks, I am female[[1]]. (this has not been confirmed by a DNA test so as yet is still hearsay) | |||
==Other Stuff== | ==Other Stuff== | ||
===Jokes I find mildly amusing=== | ===Jokes I find mildly amusing=== | ||
# Thrombin Receptor Agonist Peptide: It's a TRAP!! | |||
# Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't. | |||
# Knock Knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! | |||
# Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the bacteria go "But we're staph!!!" | |||
# How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw in the lightbulb, 4 to pull the chair out from under him. | |||
# A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the neutrino says "It's ok, I'm just passing through." | |||
# René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him: "Would you like something to drink? René Descartes responds "I think not." ...and then he vanishes. | |||
# Knock Knock. Who's there? Schrodinger's cat... or is it? | |||
# A parasite walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here," the parasite says "Well, you're a bad host." | |||
===Apparently, I now have a blog=== | ===Apparently, I now have a blog=== | ||
This is my blog: | This is my blog: | ||
==Citations:== | |||
[[[http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-a-Turtle-Is-Male-or-Female]]] | |||
Revision as of 22:54, 1 August 2010
Shen 081
Student details
I am a student. According to various checks, I am female1. (this has not been confirmed by a DNA test so as yet is still hearsay)
Other Stuff
Jokes I find mildly amusing
- Thrombin Receptor Agonist Peptide: It's a TRAP!!
- Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!
- Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the bacteria go "But we're staph!!!"
- How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw in the lightbulb, 4 to pull the chair out from under him.
- A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the neutrino says "It's ok, I'm just passing through."
- René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him: "Would you like something to drink? René Descartes responds "I think not." ...and then he vanishes.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Schrodinger's cat... or is it?
- A parasite walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here," the parasite says "Well, you're a bad host."
Apparently, I now have a blog
This is my blog:
Citations:
[[[1]]]
