User:Mdar034

Matt D'Arcy

Claims to Fame

As it stands, I am the record-holder for performing the most jumps on a pogo-stick. I can also lick three stamps at a time.

Reasons why my house is awesome

1. It has me in it (for 15 hours a day at least).
2. It has my senile cat in it.
   1. And his many million fleas etc.
3. We have a stockpile of beef-flavoured two-minute noodles in case there is a nuclear war.
   1. And coke zero.

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