User:Shen081

Shen 081

Student details

I am a student. According to various checks, I am female1. (this has not been confirmed by a DNA test so as yet is still hearsay)

Other Stuff

Jokes I find mildly amusing

1. Thrombin Receptor Agonist Peptide: It's a TRAP!!
2. Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't.
3. Knock Knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? EXACTLY! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!
4. Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the bacteria go "But we're staph!!!"
5. How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw in the lightbulb, 4 to pull the chair out from under him.
6. A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here," the neutrino says "It's ok, I'm just passing through."
7. René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him: "Would you like something to drink? René Descartes responds "I think not." ...and then he vanishes.
8. Knock Knock. Who's there? Schrodinger's cat... or is it?
9. A parasite walks into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here," the parasite says "Well, you're a bad host."

Apparently, I now have a blog

This is my blog:

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