User:Hche243
Hung Kai Cheung
I KNOW WHY YOU CAME ONTO THIS PAGE! DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT I DON'T!
the reason why you have showed up onto my wiki page is because of my name and the label i put after my user right? i know you looked at my name and label and instantly thought 'he's obviously some asian guy that cant type proper english and will probably be a joy to read'. Aren't i right?
well i'm terribly sorry to disappoint you, and in all fairness, since you made such a racist statement about me, at least take the time to make up for it by reading my wiki.
All About Me
Ive been in NZ for wayyyyyyy tooooo long and already seem to have lost my chinese background. Funny as it may seem, i rather am not your typical asian genious. Shockingly, i know where that puts you, wondering how it is possible and how long does it take to wear off... well fear not, the answers will be answered in my wiki!
What is Asianess
Asianess is defined as:
- OMGROFLOLMAO Grades in every subject area EXCEPT English.
- Knowing more about the subject than the teacher and always correcting their mistakes.
- Studying takes up 95% of our daily lives and socializing is rare.
- Getting a grade lower than 90% or A- is just like the great depression.
- Wearing glasses definitely helps
- Maths knowledge that is eons ahead of our generation is already being taught in primary by their standards.
- Thinking you know the answer and 100% is correct.
How Asianess Wears Off!
As you start to live here for a long period of time, we realize a couple things...
- We are as lazy as we are Boring!
- We have no stress
- There is no competition between peers
- Our parents are not in constant control of our lives
- When we finally realise that studying is pointless because everything being taught can be mastered in 10 minutes.
Now you may be thinking... how do these things affect us losing our genius? well its quite simple.
- Being lazy causes us to start slacking and doing things at the last minute.
- Lack of stress causes us to start being lazy in the first place!
- Having competition between your peers causes you to do better, not to mention your parents are nagging about your grades whilst you compete to be #1 in the class
- Parents telling you the only way to get what you want is to be #1 in the class probably helps in achieving academic excellence!
Why I Made This Wiki Page
It might be shocking to believe but everything in this wiki page is irrelevant to why i made it... the whole point of making this page was for a question in the Compsci 111 lab manual for assignment 2, which means that if i was trying to be on topic, i would have written about compsci 111, but thats boring to read about, i mean who in their right mind would want to read about Compsci 111 when your in a tutorial for Compsci 111, i mean come on... everyone wishes to zone out and think about something else, so my page is actually just an escape for those who are bored out of their minds.
If you really did come to my page for something about Compsci 111, im sorry to have disappointed you, but the least i can do is point you in the right direction with someone who can probably help you out with that.
